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Another innovation will be the buzzing penis, which would be achieved by tiny biohacking implants could potentially make the penis buzz on demand.  

'Rich Lee, a salesman from Utah who describes himself as the 'Elon Musk of sex-tech', is one fearless biohacker exploring this avenue," writes the Mail Online.

Lee, CEO of a company called Cyborgasmics, is working on a device called the 'Lovetron9000', already demonstrated as a prototype. Lovetron9000 can be implanted under a man's pubic bone to make his penis vibrate, giving a more pleasurable experience for a partner during sex. 

According to the Cyborgasmics website, the Lovetron9000 vibrating pelvic implant is still 'coming soon', although it was first promised more than five years ago. 

The website gizmodo.com also reports on changes to the penis in this century, which the dub 'Penis 2.0. These include making it STI resistant through the use of implants "with bio-sensors that detect specific foreign pathogens, alerting the rest of the body to their presence. Once alerted, the heightened immune system could attack the pathogens any number of ways, such as dispatching genetically engineered viruses, nanobots, or chemical compounds toxic to the offenders. What's more, a cybernetic penis – which would be more synthetic than biological – is less likely to be susceptible to infection. (Then again, any penis with blood flowing through it would probably give pathogens access to the rest of the body.)"

Another proposed innovation is in-house birth control. "A future male reproductive system might feature a fertility toggle switch that could block the passage of sperm to the seminal fluid," reports Gizmodo. "This could be done by stationing nanobots in the vas deferens, the channel where semen and sperm combine; a simple command, either via chemical circuits or some other chemical or viral signaling mechanism, could mobilize them to construct a sperm-blocking barrier–like a temporary vasectomy. Or, the nanobots could be on the hunt for sperm-specific proteins, and take evasive action."

Erectile Dysfunction also could be addressed that would eliminate the need of ED meds. The concept is to make the penis self-healing, which would help alleviate ED issues caused by age-related degradation. And what of multiple orgasms? It is often the case that men go limp (for a while, at least) after an orgasm; but in the future scientists plan on introducing prolactin inhibitors that would help a man regain his erection in a more timely fashion. As for size and appearance, Penis 2.0 may evolve to a place where it resembles a "French tickler, with modifiable ridges, grooves, and bumps to enhance the sexual pleasure of the receiver."

Gizmodo concedes that science may not be at the place where such technological advances are even feasible, but not out of the question. "But penis transplants are not as outrageous as they may seem; physicians have already transplanted fully functional penises in patients. In the future, a synthetic penis, composed of both natural and artificial components, could be prepared in the lab for eventual transplantation."

Mail Online adds that there "could even be internet-connected and bluetooth-enabled penises that let people participate in virtual sex or transmit biometric stats to an app." 


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