From the Matrix of Beautiful People We Present Pietro Boselli

You can't look at Pietro Boselli without wondering if we're living in a simulation.

It doesn't seem possible that a man this gorgeous was made in the natural world; no glitch here. Not only is Pietro beautiful to look at, he's also a genius who figures out complicated math formulas. At one point, he was deemed the "World's Hottest Math Teacher." Oh, and he also holds a Ph.D.

Looking through his social media feed, you realize there are two sides to Pietro: There's that academic part, and then there's the thirst trap part. There are photos of him lounging on a sofa with nothing on but abs and a pair of blue jeans. In another, he's racing down the road on a motorcycle – beautiful minds need adventure, too.

Regarding Pietro's binary code for sex appeal? We don't need to solve for X because we already know Y.